Showing posts with label wtf. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wtf. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

help! {cracking knuckles}


I have been cracking my knuckles since 4th grade; I am now 24!!!
I need to stop the madness before I get too old and have ridiculous hands that can't move. It also doesn't help that I annoy the shit out of people when I do it.

The only problem is I can't seem to quit, I have tried going a couple days at a time without cracking but I will end up cracking them without even thinking about it.

I need your HELP!
Do you have any tips that might help me from cracking my knuckles?

{photo & ring - Hafsteinn Juliusson}

Friday, February 12, 2010

"The pink sheep of the family" {alexander mcqueen}








You were one of the best designers out there, you and your talent will seriously be missed.
r.i.p. Alexander McQueen

Monday, January 4, 2010

wish me luck {on the road}


GOODBYE SANTA CRUZ


HELLO ALBUQUERQUE


Sorry I have been MIA lately! I haven't had internet for 5 days and am moving out of state first thing tomorrow morning. I will be back to my regular daily posting on Thursday and I seriously can't wait to have the internet again! Don't forget about me!!

I want to sincerely thank everyone for their amazing comments and really hope everyone had a fantastic New Year. I will get back to everyone who has left me a comment over the past week very soon! Let me know what's going on in your world and what you have posted on your blog right now

Friday, January 1, 2010

welcome to 2010.


I took a few pictures of myself before dinner last night. I just realized it looks like I have a severe hair cut going on, it's just all on one side

What did you do to celebrate New Year's Eve?!?!

Monday, November 16, 2009

sick day.



I'm at home sick today for the second time in a month......blah, I'm so tired of this. I had a pretty bummer weekend too; I drove two hours to see a friend on saturday and we had to hang out at her house while I laid on the couch. I had to leave at 7:00 in the morning the next day because I just couldn't hang any more. I was quite the sad bear this weekend. So unfortunately there is no must have monday today.

I did stop by H&M on Saturday but the one I went to didn't host the Jimmy Choo collection. I was really hoping to get the over the knee boots....oh well! Hope everyone has a wonderful day

{photos - flickr}

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Steven Shein Jewelry











I think Steven Shein's jewelry is extremely fun and vibrant, I have seen a few necklaces around the internet on girls and always thought where did they get that?!?! Well here it is and until the end of the week you can go to Steven Shein's online shop and receive 20% off your ENTIRE ORDER! The prices for the jewelry are set at great prices for such unique pieces that will definitely get you noticed.
Click Here to go directly to the shop Enter the code GET IT at check out. Would you wear any of this jewelry?

Monday, September 14, 2009

not awake.


The past week I haven't slept more than 4 hours a night.

I am beyond exhausted.
I feel like a zombie going through the motions of the day.

{flickr.com}

Friday, September 11, 2009

I want a dog.











Every single day I say to someone "Awww, I want a dog!!!!"
While growing up we always had a dog, always. I haven't had a dog in almost 8 years and it kills me everyday! It also doesn't help that I live one block from the newly renovated SPCA in Santa Cruz; every time I go for a jog or bike ride I see tons of dogs being walked and I will then say to Nick "Awww, I want a dog!!!!" Poor Nick.

The reason I haven't gotten a dog yet is because I'm not a selfish jerk. Nick and I work a lot and I don't like leaving dogs in crates for 9 hours a day or letting them cause mayhem in my house while I'm gone. Plus Santa Cruz is not very dog friendly for people who rent.

So, I resort to loving every person's dog I meet and looking at youtube videos of dogs and puppies doing silly things. So when I was on dlisted.com today I probably watched the Slide Dog about three times. I'm not going to lie I also watch the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet!

Enjoy.

Friday, September 4, 2009

wtf kind of interview is this?

TSS (The Smoking Section) recently interviewed a rapper by the name of Lil' Boosie. I have never heard this guy's music nor have I actually ever heard of him, but I do applaud him for giving a memorable interview. I read it yesterday and still can't stop laughing to myself about it. Enjoy.

TSS
: What’s your craziest female on the road story?

Lil’ Boosie: One time a girl was giving me head and she threw up on me.

TSS: (Laughs!!!) Wait a minute. What? What the hell happened?

Lil’ Boosie: Nothing. We were in the room and she was giving me head and I thought it was too far down her throat and she did like this [gagging noise] and it just came out everywhere on me. I just grabbed that motherfucker by her hair and then just ran to the bathroom.

TSS: Alright–

Lil’ Boosie: But guess what though? I went back because I hadn’t gotten my nut after I wiped off. That made me more ready.

TSS: So wait, you let her keep giving you head!?

Lil’ Boosie: After I wiped up and got it clean with that Irish Springs, I had to catch my nut so I let her go on and go back. I made her brush her teeth.

TSS: …

Lil’ Boosie: And we be sticking pill up girl’s booty too!

TSS: Ok look, now I heard on the mixtape with Hurricane Chris, you mentioned that. What’s up with that?

Lil’ Boosie: Yea, it kicks in after 20 seconds. It hits them in 20 seconds.

TSS: How does someone even find that out?

Lil’ Boosie: I get it from my cousin. He did it to a few girls way back in the game. And it just took off. I put it in a song. Everything I put in a song, I’ve tried it. So I put it in her booty hole and it melted. It melts in their booty hole and it hits them in 20 seconds. You never know what they’re gonna do. They may break out crying talking about their momma doesn’t love them or something. It hit them in the booty hole good. The booty is like eating the pill.

TSS: Then they start throwing up?

Lil’ Boosie: Naw, she was off that Goose and Patron. I didn’t put one in her booty. It was Goose and Patron.

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